I Am Alarmed - Our Hour of Discontent Graphic Tee
ECO- FRENDLY CLOTHING
- 100% COTTON
- WATER BASED VEGAN INKS
- FAIR LABOR ASSOCIATION ACCREDITED SUPPLY CHAIN
- PRODUCED IN WRAP-CERTIFIED FACILITIES
!! ONE PRICE - EVERY SIZE !!
A witty literary humor shirt blending Shakespeare wordplay with clock-themed sarcasm. Clever, nerdy, and delightfully punny.
I am alarmed.
Our hour of discontent.
This literary pun shirt reworks the classic Shakespeare line into perfect timepiece sarcasm, merging dramatic language with clock humor. The joke lands in that satisfying intellectual way — familiar enough to recognize, twisted enough to feel fresh.
It carries theatrical flair without taking itself seriously, making it ideal for wordplay lovers, literature fans, and anyone who appreciates a good highbrow groan. The layered phrasing rewards both instant laughs and second-look recognition.
Equal parts clever and absurd — timed perfectly.
Why You’ll Love It
smart literary wordplay
clever clock pun humor
nerdy joke appeal
dry sarcastic tone
Where To Wear
casual days
book events
school or campus
theater spaces
everyday humor
Who It’s For
literature fans
pun lovers
teachers or students
wordplay enthusiasts
clever humor fans
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US•
see size chart
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
Caring for your clothes is caring for the environment.
• Do not use bleach / whitener
• Do not dry clean
MindPop Threads creates Gen X-inspired graphic apparel featuring retro nostalgia, sarcastic humor, dark wit, pop culture references, and original artwork. From vintage-inspired graphics and music tees to gaming, Halloween, yoga, and everyday rebellion, our designs are made for people who like their comfort with a side of attitude.
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I Am Alarmed - Our Hour of Discontent Graphic Tee