Surviving Not Thriving - Relatable Humor Graphic Tee

The “Surviving Not Thriving” shirt says what we’re all thinking. A funny, painfully accurate graphic tee for the overworked and emotionally outsourced.

Because functioning is technically enough.
This Surviving Not Thriving tee is for everyone who woke up today, showed up anyway, and called that a win. Whether you're mentally checked out, emotionally on hold, or physically present with the personality of a houseplant—this shirt gets you.
Minimalist, sarcastic, and brutally honest, it’s the perfect uniform for people who are still here… for now.

Why You’ll Love It:
• Clean, deadpan text design with zero sugarcoating
• 100% cotton comfort for those who can’t take one more thing
• Unisex fit for burned-out bosses, frazzled friends, and caffeine-powered zombies
• Perfect gift for your coworker, therapist, or your own mirror

Fit & Feel:
Soft unisex fit designed for maximum comfort while you emotionally disassociate on your lunch break.

Design Details:
Clean, minimalist typography delivering maximum truth with no energy wasted — the unofficial uniform of quiet quitters.

Who It’s For:
Burnt-out employees, emotionally unavailable adults, student zombies, and anyone surviving on iced coffee and spite.

Where to Wear:
Zoom calls, staff meetings, couches, grocery store aisles, or while lying flat and avoiding growth opportunities.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US•

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Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

Size guide

Caring for your clothes is caring for the environment.

• Do not use bleach / whitener
• Do not dry clean

MindPop Threads creates Gen X-inspired graphic apparel featuring retro nostalgia, sarcastic humor, dark wit, pop culture references, and original artwork. From vintage-inspired graphics and music tees to gaming, Halloween, yoga, and everyday rebellion, our designs are made for people who like their comfort with a side of attitude.

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