Tried to Be Nice Feminist Pinup Witch Tee

A retro vintage pinup witch graphic tee with bold typography reading "Tried to be nice. Then I remembered who I am." Printed on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee, 100% cotton (no poly, no heather blends), true to size, with sizes for every body. Made to order, DTG printed.

Tried to be nice. It didn't take.
Then she remembered who she is, climbed on the broom, and left the apology on read.

This design is a pinup witch in heels, mid-flight, grinning like she just got away with something. Because she did. Bats trail behind her, the broom is doing the work, and the cape is along for the ride. Below her, the line lands in heavy charcoal-brown type, with "WHO I AM" set big and shadowed in warm orange like it's the only part of the sentence that needed volume. There's no lecture and no slogan about empowerment. It's a woman who ran the numbers on being agreeable and decided the math was bad. The retro illustration keeps it classy, and the words keep it dangerous.

Why You'll Love It
- "Tried to be nice" sets up the polite version of you, and "Then I remembered who I am" shows up to retire her, with "WHO I AM" printed the biggest of all
- A grinning pinup witch on a broom, with bats overhead and a cape streaming behind her, in charcoal-brown linework with warm orange and cream accents and a tan broom
- Bold, chunky type with an orange drop shadow on the final line, so the punchline reads from across the room before anyone gets a chance to ask you to smile

Who It's For
For feminists, outspoken women, and independent spirits who have spent enough years being told to soften it, smile more, and be nice about it. Wear it to Halloween parties, to the meeting where you're done explaining yourself, or on a random Tuesday when agreeable is simply not on the schedule. It's witchy enough for spooky season and sharp enough for the other eleven months. It also makes a solid gift for the friend who just got her spine back, the sister who has always been a little too much for some people (good), or yourself, because you've earned it. Every piece is made to order, so it's printed once you decide.

Mood: Polite was a phase. The broom is already warmed up.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US•

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Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

Size guide

CARE FOR YOUR CLOTHES. CARE FOR THE PLANET.

FOR BEST RESULTS

• Machine-wash cold, inside-out, on gentle cycle with similar colors.
• Use mild detergent. Avoid fabric softeners and bleach.
• Hang-dry or tumble-dry on low.
• If ironing, use a cool iron inside-out. Never iron the print.
• Do not dry clean.

MindPop Threads creates Gen X-inspired graphic apparel featuring retro nostalgia, sarcastic humor, dark wit, pop culture references, and original artwork. From vintage-inspired graphics and music tees to gaming, Halloween, yoga, and everyday rebellion, our designs are made for people who like their comfort with a side of attitude.

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