You’re Not Old Shirt – Midlife Humor Tee

A reassuring humor shirt featuring “You’re Not Old.” Supportive, witty, and midlife-positive.

You’re not old.

You just need to stretch.

This midlife humor shirt reframes aging with gentle honesty, turning physical stiffness into affectionate reality. The phrase lands relatable rather than critical — time acknowledged with warmth and humor.

It reads encouraging rather than defensive, celebrating movement, flexibility, and self-acceptance through everyday truth. The tone feels kind, self-aware, and lightly playful.

Joints stiff.
Spirit young.
Stretch helps.

Why You’ll Love It
midlife humor
aging positivity
relatable body truth
gentle reassurance tone

Where To Wear
casual days
wellness spaces
yoga class
social outings
everyday wear

Who It’s For
midlife adults
Gen Xers
wellness fans
aging humor lovers
self-aware wearers

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US•

see size chart

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

Size guide

Caring for your clothes is caring for the environment.

• Do not use bleach / whitener
• Do not dry clean

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